Mr Fish

It’s like monopoly the board game. It was originally designed to show how terrible and parasitic landlords are as a concept, then hasbro got their hands on it and it became “yay capitalism, bankrupt all your friends”.

Ballin, but at what cost

And here is what it sounds like

Mate, I’m 25 and our first child is coming later this year. 32 should be fine

The whole explosive plug thing was over complicating things. They probably could have put his head in a microwave or something.

So do I. Thankfully, new Zealand doesn’t have any snakes or deadly spiders.