Cool story grandpa. Or maybe you’re just underpaid? Try adjusting for inflation. $50k doesn’t cut it for starting salaries anymore, and a chocolate bar now costs more than a quarter.

In this instance, what is “authentication data” and what could someone do with it?

All of this has happened before.

the internet was for porn

Why you think the net was born?

Pain? Uh, sure buddy. Let’s go with that…

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This picture: brought to you by some bullshit AI

No more Miracles on the Hudson, only Meltdowns.

Can’t steal what’s already stolen.

May it live forever even if they delete the toot: https://web.archive.org/web/20250115165213/https://mastodon.social/@protonprivacy/113833073219145503

Damn right, it’s better than yours

I can teach you, but I’ll have to charge

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

Sounds like a rule that would end up landing Hitler in the Medium Place with Mindy and Derek.

Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?

As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?

When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.