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He lacks the warmth and depth

Let’s say good weird.

What a sweet face!

Your setup looks a lot like mine.

Thrifted blankets that match your sensibilities over the main couch, or the dog portions of the couch.

He has his own ikea loveseat as his bed. I tuck in a blanket around the seat cover and swap it out when it smells like dog.

We have a significant number of dog blankets here.

They’re usually near the butter, close to the eggs but not touching.

I expected it to be worse, tbh.

Lol.

It was a long history of me antagonizing her, because she was a religious prude and deeply unsuited for the role, and I was a little asshole. I sat in the hall more than at my desk.

I asked my health teacher to describe an orgasm.

Alphebetizing by the “The” should be a criminal act.

Correct.

I still haven’t beaten my first post for number of upvotes. Beginners luck, I guess.

Voyager as well.

The pain in having newly braided pubes, braided tightly enough and regularly enough to induce alopecia… just wax, my bro. Just splurge on laser removal.

What about Leon: the Professional? I don’t know if that has been posted yet. But I saw that when I was however old you are in seventh grade. 12? 13? There’s some cop stuff for the bb cop.

The first and second Crow movies are good for the goth one.

It depends on the 9 and 11 year old, but I saw Interview With The Vampire when it came out when I was 10, and I read the book at 12…

Are the nieces interested in spooky shit, or scifi, or fantasy? That might help you refine your picks.

I had a dream this morning that I had a sweet summer fling with the guy that played Wilson on House MD? He really loved me, and my actual real life husband was supportive but very confused in the dream. Then it turned into a variety show/dance review and I’m never going to be able to watch House again.

Maybe not the worst, but very timely.

He’s too young.

He’s Bachelor #3. I have no problem with that. The jackets even match.

I have no idea. I stole the photo from a duckduckgo image search, which is an awful way to do things.