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What’s the difference, really? Aren’t they both decentralized microblogging social networks?

When you unwittingly leave yourself a code timebomb

No joke, I literally know a sysadmin who has a similarly “generic” English name, talks with the same sort of cadence, and even looks similar. I actually clipped that quote from the episode and set it as my notification when he texts me lol.

This is where another one of your pied piper boxes would go

Filing cabinets or oil paints? Which is better?

Do sunflower seeds give you a chubby?

Western Digital be all like

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Considering the extreme gender disparity of online dating, I’m inclined to agree. Funny how no one cares about that inequality.

I use it regularly (web dev). A lot of complaints and mockery stems from using it badly. None of the programming languages that are regularly the butt of everyone’s jokes force you to use them badly, they just allow you to. If you follow good practices, you’ll be just fine.

And here I thought pansexual meant you really like cookware.

Sigh… spreads bacteria easier, spreads COVID easier. What isn’t air pollution driving?

It’s a well-intentioned goal that’s impossible to implement without egregiously privacy violating measures.

What happens if you spoof the user agent?

Ariana Grande

I’m not a fan of her music, but I know talent when I see (hear) it, and her voice is impeccable. In fact, I don’t think her overprocessed music is even the best showcase of her talent, she really shines singing randomly off the cuff.

Whoever this is

tldw; a contestant on a European pop idol type show had such perfect pitch and tone, the judges thought she was lip syncing. She wasn’t and it’s amazing.

I can “understand” what they dislike about everything here except for … math? Like, what? What could anyone possibly have against math?

Pure exhaustion from all the “hurry up and wait” of airport bullshit.

By the time I’ve gotten out of bed, gotten ready, travelled to the airport, dragged all my shit through the airport, unpacked and repacked half of it through security, boarded the plane … my body just kinda gives up on being awake.