Yeah, it was supposed to be a loud matrix printer on your computer with a parallel cable

Well, Print screen is literally written on it, so you got what you wanted

I wouldn’t get wasted, if you’re in your 30s that can give your worst headache ever. If the wifi is good enough, maybe start a series? Possibly something with short episodes, a well-selected anime will easily kill something like 10 hours. And if possible, try to get as much sleep as possible

If you go for that, take your time and do your research on razors, don’t pick the first one, and don’t worry on spending 100+€/$ on one, you can hand down that thing to your great grandkids.