The dark-mode switch at the top of the article:

I’m surprised they didn’t mention the Izze logo:

Does he have big gold coasters in the Oval Office that say Trump on the sides?

https://tenor.com/R52P.gif

What’s that Mr Trump likes to say? “If x you won’t even have a country!” Where x = “you secede”

“Seller refurbished” just means they’re used and were tested, right?

Oh, is that what “power disable” means?

I’ve been using Linux for decades and I bet that’ll still come in handy.