Oh no, the consequences of the actions of our asshole country are raining down upon us.

Person best placed to know what Israel is really like tells what Israel is really like

If those Americans could read they’d be very upset about that!

Is it because they’re better and free? It’s because they’re better and free. I bet that’s it.

No, Bob’s Burgers. Happy Days finished fucking ages ago.

I think of it more of a “give me extra space because I may be distracted and exhausted” warning sign.

The expectation that you could get an apartment that size in central NYC without being a billionaire is also a lie

He’s either poor af or fucking massive!

You never heard of ollama or docker model runner?

Damn, I thought I was the only one…

Teen could never enjoy life because their mom is the kind of person who sues porn sites rather than having a conversation about masturbation and sexual health with her child.

FTFY

It’s the owner of the water park, obviously. He wants to scare the people away from the hotel to drive the price down so he can add it to his estate. Duh…

I like to think he’s saying “your infant wasn’t baptised, so I’m taking it straight to the fires of hell for an eternity of torture. Don’t forget that I am love.”

As a person who cannot unhook my jaw in the same way that a snake is able to, I am all for the idea of wider, flatter burgers.

That episode of Inside Number 9 fuckin’ slapped

TIL Wololoing

Oh fucking great, now he’s gonna punch me again…

Rage against minorities at my waterpark.

Also taskkill /im foo.exe /f

It’s a reference to the show, but thanks for the insight my dude.