So when the crayon gets stuck up one nostril, we can still breathe and run for Congress.

but then how do you make $?

Meth heads steal the cables for the $4 in copper.

ok, I’ll bite, do you often have a photo of your shower head handy?

Fucking slop factories.

More about finding a working charger that hasn’t been vandalized.

I like Japanese pizza

so…you don’t bathe.

you need to rub the nipples every day.

dude… red light camera infractions, or speeding infractions, just result in fines. No impact on the driver because the fines are tagged onto the vehicle. So, douchenozzles in Toronto just pay to speed and run lights without any impact.

Slate will have no OTA capabilities. How they will monatize forever is by selling parts to users and educating them how to service themselves.

Shill for big foil…thanks for the advice MR REYNOLDS.

It’s the reason why no one steals Teslas. Easy to brick, impossible to charge on their system if stolen.

But who steals a Porsche? 1 in 4 Lexus SUVs are stolen because where they end up in eastern europe and Africa, people want reliable vehicles. Top two stolen vehicles by far are Civics and Accords for that reason. No one steals Land Rovers.

Sounds like a real business opportunity for aftermarket electronics to circumvent the connection need.

Traffic actually worse after the Big Dig. Aside from Helmand in Cambridge, the food is not good.

Just got a toilet and it doesn’t even have an app. How can that be?

I’ll be home for Chrissmois.