I like frozen peas

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When my fiancée goes to work, she leaves at 6am. I’m usually asleep still so she wakes me for a kiss goodbye. I reply with sleepily with “drive safe, I love you”. If I’m to sleepy to say drive safe I worry ‘what if today she is in an accident, and I didn’t say it’. So I bought her a key tag thing that says it, so I know ive got myself covered incase I’m too sleepy

Isn’t reddit content just a reflection of people, and people also exist on this platform

Yep I’m here

Yes

I can’t comment on anyone with toes out of their ears, but I’ve seen a lot people with their butt where their face is. Or at least it would appear so, as a lot of shit seems to come out of the hole in their face.

All jokes aside, nice shower thought though!

A good chef knife

Also makes and excellent chrismas/birthday present

Laying a fudge dragon, Dropping the kids off at the pool