Pogbably because it looks like they’re spamming. someone linked the thing they’re referencing and I’m back to switch my vote because now I get it and its funny.

“dust” is my go-to cli thing for finding what’s taking up hard drive space.

Speaking of, I should check my timeshirt settings

Updating windows is not a command that deletes your data

Internet Of Fings

Just goofing

Ha! New slide goofin

Would you agree that humans evolved? :)

…but satisfaction brought it back

“This orange isn’t nearly red or crunchy enough to be a good apple.”

I believed it for a couple seconds, but then I came to my senses.

Haha I sure am glad this technology is being pushed on everyone all the time haha

Then it gives me a great sense of rage. Either way, dopamine

… unless money is involved

This has “I’ll shit your pants” energy

I think they’re joking.

Yeah, this rain-collecting barrel? I’m saving it for a rainy day. Gonna be real useful then.

We had a “glass” elevator in a mall around here back when I was a kid, but everyone knows their just fancy LED screens. The same thing don’t move. That lurch you feel? That’s the teleportin’ happening

there are other demons? and they’re invisible?? What if they grow superteeth on my CPU teeth? dot deb? how do I run a dot deb? “man top”? "man mount"??

fucking hell looking up manual pages kills me every time. i run mint btw

looks like Free Real Estate to me

aeiou aeiou aeiou aieou aeiou aeiou

In fiction, hard agree; in reality, I’d summon super man over bat man pretty quick. I think he’s boring because he doesn’t leave much room for interesting conflict. irl, I don’t want interesting conflict lol

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