Somebody watches too much Maggie Mae Fish.

Specifically at 13:21 on myfirstsexteacher3: grad school.

Certain hobbies just aren’t supported locally anymore. And if they are they’re at ridiculously inflated prices. I always check nearby first but 90% of the time I end up ordering online. Half the time when I do, the place I order from charges 10-15 dollars for shipping, or redirects to Amazon to complete the order anyway.

I put a lot of work in to not using Amazon, and frequently find myself with little else in the way of choice. I fucking hate it.

15 f is pretty chilly. 35 f is cold if it was warm yesterday, but warm if it was cold yesterday, 45 is the same. 5 f is really cold if it’s humid or windy, but tolerable otherwise.

-15f is where your teeth start to hurt if you open your mouth outside.

Homophobic might be a bit far but it is sexist and stupid. Not terribly different from saying that if Marie Curie were alive she’d go straight to tinder instead of entering the debate about atomic energy.

Fun fact, while the earth will almost certainly be engulfed by the red giant phase of our sun, it will not be immediately consumed. A floating lump of rock will exist and continue to orbit the center of mass for millions of years inside the sun.

My favorite is making up a nonsense idiom for an llm to tell me the meaning of.

“What does it mean when someone says ‘he’s not your grandma but she can fix a canoo?’”

To be fair to the meme, Han Solo was a terrible smuggler

You know what film failed to challenge even a second grade understanding of anything? Blues Brothers. You know what film really nails being two solid hours of entertainment? Blues Brothers.

At no point in either movie do you ever wonder what is going to happen to the protagonist, how they’re going to get out of a predicament, or think about the world we live in. Even if you wanted to, you wouldn’t, because you’re jamming out to Aretha Franklin absolutely killing it.

I love dark introspective movies with layers of nuance that make me stare in to infinity for a while had thinking about what I saw. I also love dumb fun entertainment. There’s a wide gap between those two extremes where quality just falls in to a mediocre valley of boring. And right at the middle there’s another peak where truly rare films manage to strike a balance between stupid fun and introspective. It’s like horseshoes, close counts because you almost never hit the peg. Mandy comes to mind. So does the first Iron Man.

Gentlemen, it both sucks and fucks. If she freaky anyway.

No

It’s half the answer

±1 WHAT ALEX. ±1 WHAT??

1 thou? 1 millimeter? A fucking mile?! WHAT DOES ±1 MEAN YOU FUCKING HACK.

This rant brought to you by a salty machinist and a new engineer.

“one cock sausage coming right up”

I’ve said it when I know I’m next to some maga idiot and it’s we either don’t talk politics or SippyCup catches himself a felony

I mean, any more than I know the first sex robot death will involve a Brony no.

But I do know it’ll be a dude. And Sonic will absolutely be involved

The sex robot will not fuck them to death.

The sex robot will crush their skull like Overyn Martell because he asked for yet another Brony/Sonic roleplay.