“On this planet we obey the laws of physics!”

Meanwhile USA is stealing Venezuelan oil. Good job everbody. 👍

Power Falcons!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mOyE_l80D4Y

Ius speakus latinus insteadus.

Also Terms and Conditions.

I haven’t pooped since last year.

AND in front of.

That’s absolutely phabulous!

What else is 7"? 😏

😲 Zorro is real!

*foldable tablet that can also make calls

Heartwarming now, heartburning later.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Her soup is safe.

Don’t watch this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0WBbKSFhw9A

😭

I thought about wine tasters but then I thought “don’t they usually spit it out?” But yeah. Also probably food critics.

You don’t need to unplug a printer for someone to need help with it:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dgIAWko4QxU

Oh so it’s a pop-up book?

At least it wasn’t avocado toast.

You can have a real experience without dropping thousands by playing Russian roulette.

Don’t, though!