Me. I say it. It’s true too.

So are deez nuts

The more AI gets involved, the less I will. I’m not upset about it either. I want to lose screentime.

My muscles are fine, it’s the fat cells that need to forget.

Can you do me a favor next time and SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!?

It’s just a joke, dweeb. Go outside.

Sure, clanker.

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

Now: I

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Em dashes. Bot comment.

Yo, human here. Why the fuck you using all those em dashes? Prove you are a human. You’re a clanker.

I mean, it CAN be VERY gay, but sometimes it’s not

Anal sex ain’t gay, dude.