The school shootings weren’t a problem until after we started putting In God We Trust all over our money.

Kennedy sure has nailed that whole act of being an evil genius who acts like an idiot so that nobody will suspect him of anything nefarious.

Not hot dog

Just take all the Israelis out of that region and give them Ohio.

Or a picture of his mother’s womb being impregnated.

I’m a big fan of the super obvious lie. It makes people think you’re really bad at lying, and they overestimate their ability to detect your lies, so they let their guard down.

Is she the one he named Yoda or Chewbacca or something like that?