

Did the blood go to your brain from being upside down for your whole life?
I’m only alive because successfully killing myself is hard. Bernadette, she/her, smash bros addict, dog person, work addict, ruined beyond repair, stuck in the past. I will defend Amazon and Nintendo like they’re the parents I never had. They did, and will do, nothing wrong, ever.


Did the blood go to your brain from being upside down for your whole life?


Starbucks
use perfumes you can smell it itis basicallya candy store.The best coffeeis easiest and basic. But it requires natural ingredients. 🤌


Y’all like vegemite, shut up



Do you have a cat? That’s one hell of a way to spell “good”.


Who cares. Starbucks makes every day better. Praise Starbucks. Can’t wait for Summer Flavors!


It’s almost as if an extremely ambiguous meaningless label is useless and contributes to nothing but confusion, isolation, and ruined lives due to unneeded “help”.


🛴


The original game & watch got the name because it was a game that also told the time


Lemmy learns all mothers aren’t like the cartoon characters


The fuck could have ducked to be the same height as the car


Make more ads with doorbells and animals, got it. The people will complain about it, advertising the companies and streaming services more, meaning we can charge more per ad space. More people will pay to turn off ads, meaning more profit.


Don’t forget the Domini Can!


Did we give up on calling it Twitter as well? I refuse to call it 𝕏


Cool, now throw those thoughts down that one hole over there !0x255@sh.itjust.works


I’ve found it interesting how people who learned English as a second language tend to use sentence structures and patterns associated with their first language. What are the ways to tell if a German speaker is obviously American or has learned English first, if you know them?


What is your first language if you don’t mind me asking


I am and I’m trying to break free. I can work and sustain myself, Adult Protective Services thinks I can’t. Apparently they can show up at my job and get me terminated? FFS I can’t fucking live like everyone else because of what a select few people think. Still living with my first bullies, family. I’m scared that when I move out, APS can remove me and forcibly put me in a group home because they think that’s best for me. All this work to undo what all these facilities did to me for nothing.


Feels like a waste of time. Sure I feel less wobbly and weak but there’s no point in trying to fix a life that was destroyed at the start. Y’all really scream at your children to just shut up and use an iPad, blame their stunted growth on a disorder, then have facilities toss the kid around like a game of hot potato until they finally die.


If only I believed in that sort of thing. I’d go after abusers and bullies as well.
https://youtu.be/6e4_PZA_nNs