I live in a prefabricated home that is a different color than my neighbor’s. Can I gift them one of these robots to get a blueprint of their house? It is already easily googled but I feel that making a robot do it keeps them lower on the food chain.

It runs fine on Steam Deck. I picked it up a week or two ago and have had no problems. It definitely shows it’s age but runs smooth.

I think they could just get another donkey

I’m really considering making an askLemmy post for career advice and I don’t think Lemmy was around at my parent’s time

Anyone else wonder how many legos those speakers ate?

Biebian

I lay down and sleep in a Smart Car during lunch. I am not short just very tired.

Sit backwards on the toilet like AC Slater and your legs will feel better than usual

No matter what denomination of bills or coins it could be I’d rather see sam shove all that money up his ass. It could take a week or a month or even possibly a year and I wouldn’t want to miss a minute of it.

My parents had the Killer Klowns from Outer Space VHS and I was too scared to watch it as a kid. It wasn’t until my mid 20s I actually got to watch it and realize its very much a comedy and not scary at all.

Bring a microscope.

I watched about 5 minutes of it in an electronics store before getting bored. If I’m not mistaken it is Dances with Wolves in space. There’s also a big blue guy who hangs dong.

I won’t know if that’s supposed to make me turgid without knowing what your waist looks like. Paint me a picture with words.

I guess I should make sure my will makes them play Lesbian Seagull by Engelbert Humperdinck before the show’s over.

tl;dr

Next time don’t say a wall of text is a short meme

I bought a smart watch and found it collecting dust. My new job is strongly against being on your phone while at work. Nothing against earbuds and a watch however. Now it takes me twice as long to send a text via my watch.

Can I get my gerbil back?

Sometimes I screenshot and crop a picture I want to save if there is no alternative to saving it as a .webp

Hurl mar-a-lardo, NYC, and Delaware into the sun. After that probably break the hotdog eating world record.

I just want to live long enough to fuck an alien