Yeah if you start analysing it and paying the slightest attention with -phobias in mind the whole thing starts looking at bit sus.

Ditto paintball/airsoft

Me mate Ain’t got no techmology in his house you can check out his website

The real test of moneymaking ability online is how many times can you say LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE before you make an attempt on your own life?

Reads like an AI has reached a level of self-awareness that wants child support.

“No stairway. Denied.”

Let’s not count it out just yet. I would put money on you being right, but I really want you to be wrong, and until it comes out there’s always a chance.

Probably steal an instrument and start busking. See if I can work myself towards a tent and a dog.

I don’t have any musical talent but with absolutely no job or prior commitments, and my desire to eat soon, I think I’d get quite good quite fast.

Even the memory of the nasally whine of AWWW Topsy is enough to trigger a minor migraine

I’m starting to suspect Garfield now…

Its like when people say “I can always spot trans people”. Yeah you’ve spotted 100% of the ones you’ve spotted.

That was remarkably well done how they handled that material, especially with how much of a joke American Dad makes things (which it should its a comedy cartoon but still).

I have to keep checking my weight on the scales and referring against the BMI charts because of that. I am fat right now, but looking back at pictures of myself I was very skinny for a while, but have always felt fat as fuck.

That one video of dashcam footage of a random brick/stone going through a windscreen. The noises of sheer terror and grief they made.

You’ll need to make it very visible and very real to as many people as possible, and make it sound credible that “shit like this starts up again, and I’ll be back, be excellent to each other or else”

Why have I never heard of this before that’s a brilliant idea. Do they grow mad mold quickly?

Right now they are. Who knows what tomorrow will bring.

Compared to just 20 years ago we’re living in the future. You may not have noticed the progress because you’d expect the future to includes hoverboards.

I guess for the fast food orders there could be some insights with enough volume and associated data (time, frequency, location.)

If someone suddenly started ordering loads or boycotted that one that decided homophobia was the way to go or something you could sense political leaning.

You could get a sense of allergies or vegetarianism.

You may figure out payday

Could maybe get a feel for menstrual cycles

Could figure out someone’s route home

Family size maybe.

Probably more idk.

I have the ability to do the job you require and am willing to do it in the listed times for the price stated. Let’s get this going.

I bloody hate having to be all “yeah im really passionate about mopping floors at 6am? There’s nothing I love more than getting yelled at by customers.”

It frustrates me because having to suck them off like that is the only technique that works because why don’t interviewers see straight through it? Their entire purpose at that point is to hire the best guy for the job, and consistently they just fall for bullshit.

I peaked hard on Halo. I wish I had the gear/inclination to start a YouTube channel for it. Back in those days YouTube wasn’t the high-paying career it is today, and i was convinced it would be a waste of money to get the gear required to start one.

I’ve properly grown up since then though, and now im nowhere near the best at any video game. I often wonder how different life would be if I’d managed to just sit at home playing games every day and be a near millionaire from it.

Tunic felt to me like being 3 or 4 again. Unable to read the instructions, working it out from the pictures and button icons.

I didnt complete it, I got stuck against some baddy quite early on and just sorta lost interest, but its on my list of games to go back to.