The problem is you think you have time. Have multiple goals and work towards them.

Yeah my friends have kids. I can just go home lol

Drop a full and an empty battery from the same height onto a flat surface. The empty one will bounce more, the full one will just drop.

Yeah thanks dude. I’ll just stop using computer and try potato instead.

AI != Al

One has a lower case L. But most people don’t check for fontjacking and I just sold a 3 billion data center for Al 👍

So uh AI works then and will fix all our problems that it caused in the first place 👍

Roflmao

You mean there’s actually horny cougars in my neighborhood? Neat!

Oh yes, please treat on me daddy. I was a bad snek.

The next time they reboot superbatspiderman is gonna be better for sure. who doesnt want to see another origin story of fucking spiderman

Ditch YouTube maybe? It was nice when it wasn’t shit but now it’s what it is. Start to unfollow and Unsubscribe and do something else with your time.

Ah get outta here! Next time they’ll say that co pilot also chooses my furry porn and controls my buttplug while it codes for me.

Predators dont breed in captivity. If you have kids you are sheep /s

Who’s gonna steal a loaded 90 disk enclosure xD

Hear me out! Bird factor authentication!

Please honk your seagull to unlock your ed25519-sk ssh key

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They know.

FSD tomorrow, amirite

Thing is: there’s lots of vacant jobs in IT because of the unwillingness of adequate pay in Germany. Either the employers don’t see the value in hiring motivated people or the motivated people are unwilling to work for peanuts.

Entry level in Berlin was like ~36k for IHK Fachinformatiker für system integration. As a result my last company started to hire in Eastern Europe because no one could afford to live on that even in one of the cheapest cities. And it wasn’t a small company by a long shot. Just greedy bastards

Trump

Epstein

What you describe is a workstation under someone’s desk. Usually when you connect to your campus vpn you should be on the network and be able to reach most things.

The problem is who is gonna manage it when you are gone? I’ve had teams come and ask to get their trash can Mac’s rescued because whoever managed them left the team. How are you going to do backups? Are you gonna put a NAS next to it? Or actually use the tape drives that ITS can provide?

Ask your local research computing group what this team needs to do to host or contribute an actual server. A Mac mini is a consumer product, research grants can I include hardware, your computing group has actual racks and people who know how to manage it.