This guy got an $18k raise for 162 stops over a two month period. That means he’s getting paid about $111 per attempted kidnapping.

And then has the audacity to claim “he doesn’t like to break up families”.

My brother in Christ, there’s about a million easier ways to make $111 than destroying someone’s life. You’re not doing it for the money.

You’re doing it because you want to.

L4D2.

$0.

Christmas of 2013.

Yes, I am the Ghost of Christmas Present…