It will happen eventually. We may be accelerating how quickly that is coming

Retailers won’t eat it all, consumers will

How do you think this is making fun of your people? It’s making fun of non-French people that would want to “remove the French language pack” because they’re not French

It will run Doom at 60 frames per year

It is different. The old Photoshop process took a lot of time. Now an image can be manipulated incredibly quickly and spread almost as fast before anyone has time to do anything about it.

Skipped over the original Mozilla?

There’s a free blue screen of death? All of these people paying for Windows for no reason /s

Maybe try Napster: https://www.napster.com/ Sounds a bit like a joke, but it’s not. It used to be Rhapsody, but was re-branded.

As a Linux user, check out Strawberry. The name isn’t great, but the player makes up for it