This has inspired me. My Instant Pot has been throwing a lot of errors lately, I bet I can rig something up…

Is the goal to keep the poop inside your body? If it’s allowed to come out and play, you could blend it with gatorade and consume it as soon as possible to minimize time spent outdoors.

The submarine is staying down there because the pilot knows the Canadian wildfires are going to set the atmosphere on fire. They need to outlast the fire and repopulate the earth with the DNA they found on silverware from Titanic survivors.