Does that make me like the ogre guy?

Now I’m going to spend all day trying to find a Quantum Leap cow pun.

Not the Onion, I write these just for Lemmy.

Unfortunately that just counts as one of your 99 problems.

I’m gonna make you stay up all night because of this, aren’t I?

I’m ashamed my satire is more plausible than anything they’ve said.

Common mistake, Bob Ross was self taught.

Democrats are demanding drone locks to fix the problem.

‘Murica

If you find it somewhere else, let me know, because I haven’t licensed any of these articles.

How will we know unless the bravest man shows us, and do we want that man to be beaten to it by Obama? Imagine how shameful that would be!

Search my name by posts, I do these often.

Imagine being a reddit normie and not even knowing these exist.

I feel we should all be saying “used Nobel Prize” until he hides it.

They had him in the first 1/2, I’m not gonna lie.

You can’t call it “the Glade of Sorrow” just because your husband tore down the wing it was on.

Check my post history

Oh thanks!

Yeah someone suggested it a month back or so; thanks if you see this.

‘Murica