I’m not sure why, but every time I see one I think of a giant tick that has guzzled way too much blood and is about to explode.

I clicked on the link. Page Not Found. Did it get taken down?

I’ve turned a few older neighbors on to Linux when they complained that window updates caused their PC’s to run too slow.

I’d tell them 'before you go out and buy a new computer, let me install Linux if you don’t like it, you lose nothing. In the end, each one of them was happy their computer was running like new again.