Where do they capture the pools? From unsuspecting people’s back yards? Is there a pool farm where pools are bred in captivity? How do they tame the wild pools? So many pool questions.
don
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don@lemmy.cato
memes@lemmy.world•Be extra careful this year, it's 50 years since she sank
8·2 months agoOf course there is. We’re in it.
don@lemmy.cato
memes@lemmy.world•Be extra careful this year, it's 50 years since she sank
7·2 months ago“You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!” – the xkcd’s alt text
don@lemmy.cato
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•My hot take on the official pronunciation of GNOME
7·3 months agoZhimp
Get your goddamn caption outta my bigass motherfucking tail!
I strongly doubt that. These are incels. Their primary complaint is that feeeeeeeeemales of the human type won’t just give them whatever sex they want by virtue of the incels taking up space on the planet.
If anything, I’d expect them to revolt further, claiming that this is just an another attempt by the chads hoarding live Stacy vaginas to pacify the blackpilled into not shooting everyone up in “justified” incel fury.
don@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk’s X calls for delay in Australia’s child social media ban citing ‘serious concerns’ about policy’s lawfulnessEnglish
91·4 months agoShut your mouth, small man.
You’d’ve thought they’d’ve put a sticky note on the washer reminding them to keep one hand to open it, but then you wouldn’t have a joke.
Enable chaotic good mode and be the change.
don@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptionsEnglish
111·4 months agoFriend, that which makes a mockery is not the joke, because it creates the joke, which itself likely is not.
That which is made a mockery is the joke because it was made such by that which makes the mockery.
A thing or person can make of it/themself, but this doesn’t apply to your case.
In your case, Windows was made a mockery by Linux, thus Windows is a joke.
Also if you knew this was going to be misread, you could’ve edited your comment at any time to accurately reflect your meaning.
don@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptionsEnglish
345·4 months agoLinux was a fucking joke
What
It’s not very deep
the
It’s still very much a project
fuck, over?
don@lemmy.cato
memes@lemmy.world•Old man, take a look at my life. im a lot like you were.
4·4 months agoA bit south of Seattle, about $3.20 for a dozen.
President Not Sure would’ve been a vastly better choice.
don@lemmy.cato
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•"Rizz", "cooking" and "based" are going to be stereotypical old people words one day
11·4 months agoWord up, homie.
- Save game.
- Save and exit game.
- Immediately restart game.
- Load from last save.
- Immediately save game again, 5 seconds after last save.
- Save and exit game. Again.
Should be all good, I think.

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that a freshly cut rose is your favorite flower, and that you’ve got several potted cacti about your home.