They invented it.

Presumably you would switch or cancel accounts/subscriptions as the emails get forwarded.

This would be for a mop up of old subscriptions you forgot about.

At a certain point I realized part of my brain is just fucking with me and has been the whole time.

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Disgusting.

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shitty…fixer upper

You have the best kind of house! Since its market value is already low you don’t have to worry about all the stupid shit people fret over when their house is too valuable.

What’s leaking?

How old are the cracks? If they’re old, then whatever shifted already happened and no longer matters. Just keep an eye for new ones. Like a casual eye. Don’t obsess over it.

no perfect fix

And if you need convincing, go measure some parts of your house. Peak around in places and see how its actually assembled compared to how you thought it would be. Then realize it hasn’t fallen over yet, so maybe perfection doesn’t matter.

But isn’t all velocity relative?

must be traversed in one direction

See that’s the part I’m not so sure of. At least for all information transfer. Matter is likely too weighty to go against the current.

But time “feels” like a plane where traversal is just beyond my fingertips.

Or I’m just in the really early phases of dementia.

not punishing coup attempts

This always goes well.

Time probably isn’t real.

I don’t know what to do with that information. It’s just a weird gut feeling.

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I read somewhere someone supposed it had to do with SoftBank building out data centers to host this nonsense.

Which, given the history of SoftBank’s investing, is utterly hilarious and appropriate.

Its fascinating that millenarians have now latched on to software developed for fraud and generating non-consensual pornography.