elevenbones

Thank fucking god

this is a NIV house, ket your KJV shit outta here!

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I think was a Bill Hicks joke (as best i remeber it):
So I was at a waffle house reading a book and the waitress comes and asks me, “What are ya reading for?”
Not “What are you reading?” but actually asking why I’m reading.
I told her “So I dont end up as a fucking waitress at Waffle House!”

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I’d like to buy a “G.”