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I mean… if it was enough to cover a stamp and I was the post office worker, I’d be a bro about it.
Ok look I will fully admit that I didn’t notice that, nor did I notice the fetus wired up to drop out of the anus, but I think you’re making some assumptions here about intelligence/horniness. I was distracted by the myriad questions that arose when considering the prospect of a glass belly to monitor pregnancy. What would it be shaped like? Would it just be a little TV screen like a Tellytubby? A porthole like the windows on SpongeBob’s house? Would it just be a big old solid Buddha belly but made of glass? Or maybe some space age tech that lets it flex like a foldable phone. Also, would people be born like that or would the glass belly form upon becoming pregnant? There’s just so many logistics to consider here…
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?
5·1 year agoSame. It’s not even a sexual thing, I just have a shy bladder and physically cannot make myself go if I can feel someone else’s presence nearby, even if it’s not a stranger.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Norwegian government to set 15-year age limit for using social mediaEnglish
15·1 year agoI’m probably doing exactly what they want here (e.g. having a conversation about it), but that letter is called “Eth” and was the Old English way of spelling the “th” sound: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eth
A number of linguistic buffs want to bring it back to the modern English alphabet.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Inside the U.S. Government-Bought Tool That Can Track Phones at Abortion ClinicsEnglish
8·1 year agoI’ve heard this exact same thing from a former colleague that left my company to go work at a place selling “smart” security systems 🤦🏻♂️
I don’t know, I’m online quite a bit and wouldn’t say I see hate speech “often” at all. Then again, all of my socials are on the fediverse except for snapchat (yeah I know snap is a shit company - I use it to send pictures of food to a couple close friends), so there’s probably a bit of curation on my part.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•New Study Looks At The Potential Carcinogenicity Of 3D PrintingEnglish
5·1 year agoWhat are protons and neutrons made up of? Quarks! You know what else is made up of quarks? My average sized penis.
I have no horse in this race but this shit made me ugly laugh.
I’m ok with all of that. It furthers my goal of hitting the platform back in response to their predatory marketing practices and de facto monopoly. Also, I do support creators outside of youtube. In short, I don’t feel bad about any of this.
It is morally correct to adblock youtube.
E: I can’t hear any of these counterpoints over the sweet ad-free youtube I’m getting for free.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Peloton announces $95 “used equipment activation fee”English
6·1 year agoI don’t have anything fancy going on with the tablet. Like it’s not tracking the bike or my workout or anything like that. I just use my watch for fitness tracking and put up either exercise videos or a stream or something to watch on the tablet.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Peloton announces $95 “used equipment activation fee”English
11·1 year agoYep. I’ve been doing this for a while now with a cheap old no-name bike and an ipad. Poor man’s peloton ftw.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube tests server-side ads to make your coveted blocker obsoleteEnglish
21·1 year agoIIRC the developer of SponsorBlock was asked about this and seemed very unconcerned.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Dr. Disrespect's YouTube Channel Demonetized After He Admits to 'Inappropriate' Chat With MinorEnglish
271·1 year agoThe latest bad news for the Doc comes a week after an allegation was first made by a former Twitch employee on X. “He got banned because got caught sexting a minor in the then existing Twitch whispers product,” the tweet said.
Yeah so I get banning him but did anyone over at twitch also think to… I don’t know… contact the FBI? Seems like that should have been the first thing to do, no?
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube looks to be testing server-side ad injection to counter ad blockersEnglish
1·2 years agoI doubt it… They couldn’t even manage to block FFWD on their own website for the longest time. I switched to using alternative front ends long ago, but back when I just used YT directly from my phone’s browser, spam tapping +5s a few times would bypass the ad.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube's next move might make it virtually impossible to block adsEnglish
6·2 years agoVery little most likely. I was reading some of what the sponsorblock dev had to say about this and the tone seemed to be “meh, there will be a way around this”.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk has unusual relationships with women at SpaceX, WSJ reports - The VergeEnglish
3·2 years agoSure but that’s still validation right? “I’m powerful because I can get people to do what I want them to do”.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk has unusual relationships with women at SpaceX, WSJ reports - The VergeEnglish
102·2 years agoI remember when I needed the constant validation of getting sex from women in order to feel like a winner. Then I stopped being 20 years old.
elliot_crane@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk has unusual relationships with women at SpaceX, WSJ reports - The VergeEnglish
50·2 years agoDamn I didn’t realize there were people who still didn’t know the infamous pony story. Yes, Elon is a weirdo, and like many a rich asshole, believes he can coerce, purchase, or is otherwise entitled to, consent from random women.

Back when I was in high school, we had a shared pool of laptops stored in the library, and our teachers would reserve the library space for days when we were supposed to be working on laptops. My district had a bunch of Dells with the nipple mouse. To this day I still think it’s probably the most convenient and precise input device I’ve ever used.