they can still have bones in Ohio

4 garlic bulbs, 3 onions and 2 bottles of olive oil, that will entice your neighbor 2 blocks down

purple one is to die for

you can show up to work before sunrise and leave after sunset.

signed,

your boss

i make memes and drop them into the void, no save button

which showed up right after i clicked submit on the donation

I donated $15 and got an invitation to add Wikipedia to my will

the only one that could play the videos i recorded on my BlackBerry 2008-2012

Gen X? just happy we got a mention

he was an unknown until he started crying “i don’t want to use pronouns!”

people will be eavesdropping to hear if he’s ready to short Nvidia

since 1909

the camera did a good job at auto metering for the wine bottles 😂, or was left on manual with no TTL

also got to look pretty for the colonoscopy appointments

tickle down freakonomics

Trump did nothing right

i went with mint to compensate for the lack of showering

you mean baking

why don’t you talk back?

sounds like someone from mid 20th century UK gay court would say