Holy cow. I hope you are well now. Congrats on the weight loss all the same.

Tell me you don’t know what you’re talking about without telling me you don’t know what you’re talking about

It’s a slippery slope that’s why

Hot take: stop paying for Spotify and get YouTube Premium instead.

I get it but how else do you expect them to be able to host all these videos and make them globally available? For free? Ad free? Private donations? It’s an incredibly useful service that for some reason people can’t stand to pay for.

This is the right answer. If more people subscribed… Well, it wouldn’t have to be this way.

That sucks. What a horrible tragedy.

Sugar fucks you up.

Like it isn’t hard enough to determine what is real or not on the Internet already. The only April fools things I see are from companies these days. It’s boring.

Mold has roots, they’re everywhere under the fuzzy part, and apparently can’t see them.

I didn’t know this and don’t want to know this.

With the line of 7 or 8 people holding 3 items waiting behind them I thought it was a bit selfish not to use one of the four open staffed lanes.

Yesterday this mf brought a whole shopping cart full of groceries to the self-checkout. Three of the checkouts were down so there were only 3 open. Not the spiciest, but like, damn.