I promise you my potato soup is not a sauce.

It’s a cream soup and it’s essentially weird mashed potato when cold.

You’re characterizing a whole spectrum with one terrible example.

My least favorite word as a first responder: “ejected.”

I get what you’re going for, but maybe work on the wording? Because my immediate thought was, alright, you lay on the ground and I’ll drop a nuclear bomb, and let’s see which was more destructive.

This is a glorious save. Well done.

“Dong” being penis made this even funnier.

“You can show your dong to kids, but heaven help you if you teach them about marijuana!”

I want out of this mall is what I want. This is no way to run a business!

I’m pure ADHD and it’s for sure me in the picture.

I’m now considering getting a tiara. I want to wear it in the bath.

Oh my God! I also lived an entire life in a dream!

I was really lucky, because I lived to an old age, and then my husband died, and I was able to really come to peace with my life and have a healthy relationship with my grown children and my grandchildren before I woke up.

I guess what I did differently is I had closure, and peace. And it took a week for the reality to sink back in, and for this life to become the real one, but I always felt… that life had its chance, ended. This one needs my very different attention. I’d hate to do this one wrong because I was still living in the last one.

I’m so glad you found someone real to love. I feel like we should start a lived-a-life-in-a-dream support group. It would’ve been really nice to have someone who understood then, at the beginning!

This needs to go to flippanarchy.

My stretchy leggings do a great job of moving the moisture away from the place it’s generated in. I don’t know the science, I just know having leggings on is a lot better for my sweating than a skirt. And trust me, I love skirts.

Fuuuuuck that it’s sweatin’ season where I am. Don’t need beads of sweat a-rollin’ down my legs.

MYTH: Only boys can be autistic.

FACT: Girls were given access to the spectrum in 1983.

Absolutely slayed me.

I’m an uncultured swine and I’d listen to/read the two of you talking about things all day.

Lots of vegans, and non-vegans, are anti-picking-of-flowers, because if you leave them to live, they live longer and look prettier, instead of wilting sadly in a vase until they’re fully dead.

So for some people, it’s better to give them a live plant, so they can kill it by accident on their own time.

This is why I love lemmy.

I get all angry on someone’s comment, and someone else has already made my point, and better. We’re even doing mutual aid in comments!

I can’t speak to most people but I have dyscalculia.

That’s why I said it might have something to do with who you’re around.

Who would listen to him? He wouldn’t know if he was coming or going without observing red-shift or blue-shift.

This is so weird to me. Maybe it’s about who you are, or who you run with, but when I saw that Discord was about to go that way, I messaged my Pathfinder group and every single person there immediately hit me back with, “so where to next?”

Explaining what’s going on is the price you pay for free money.