We’re the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We’re slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

I really like this one for certain genres like Funk or RnB that are generally more energetic and spontaneous when performed live. Helps the recorded material feel a little more alive.

I worked cs for Dish Network and some days the downtime between calls wouldn’t even reach one second. Sometimes the system would glitch and give us two calls at once, that was fun

I, too, am 100% productive at all times. Even when I’m not on the clock.

Yeah nobody cares enough about those