Thank you for telling me about Second Thought!

Little bits

You’ve been CANCELLED sir/ma’am.

I’m sorry, I realize I was a bit ambiguous so please allow me to correct myself.

CNN is so fucking liberal. Better?

Et alors, j’etudais Francaise! Attend…

As a general rule, never trust Liberal news for anything.

“Freedom”

Better to live in utopia and have ambassadors to shitholes to liberate others than just live in utopia alone.

Sergey Brin can go fuck himself with a rusty fork

Yeah they’re definitely not used to that

Best news all week

Ah sorry, I kind of figured that between the NSFW tag and their warning that would cover it

That repeatedly disproven line of horseshit? Yeah I’ve heard of it. Wasn’t impressed.

Oh shit better look out, we got an edgelord here!

Oh yes, I remember that. It inspired me to re-read The Masque of the Red Death.

At first I was like: How can capitalism allow this to happen without Bo being disappeared? But then I realized that not enough people will even hear about it for it to make a difference, and even fewer will believe it or listen seriously to its message, and in the meantime capital will just profit off of it. Also they let George Carlin live for quite a while and he said essentially the same thing.

It was kinda fun to watch corpos shit themselves, even briefly. Unfortunately this triggered their narcissistic rage which has been on an endless tear since, but for a brief moment in time the thing they cared about was hurt: their money.

You mean they didn’t double-tap themselves in the back of the head and throw themselves in the river?

Job positions for people from Vatican City rarely pay the full amount in standard currencies.