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My man

Jarred tomato sauce. It’s one of the easiest things to make and every jarred sauce I have ever had tasted like shit

Any advice? I’d love to stop paying for streaming services

I like how gta v did the like hunched over sleuth walk instead of crouching because agreed, I wouldn’t make it ten feet with out groaning or falling over

In Boston there’s a really low bridge on Storrow drive and there’s signs galore that trucks won’t fit under the bridge and there’s a whole catalog of pics of people who have gotten stuck or “storrowed”

Stockpiling late night tv show hosts

Closer to the left

It’s been Friday since Tuesday in my brain

Man that article can fuck off, there are tons of dogs in shelters that need homes instead of buying a dog from a shit bag breeder

Damn I ate the whole ass onion

Oof

I don’t see the appeal but to each their own ¯_(ツ)_/¯

That’s the toy people are so obsessed with? Call me old or something but wtf is the deal with this shit.

They have it out here in the more rural parts of North Carolina and it’s pretty bad.

What’s her full name and social security number

If you go into porn that’s pretty much a prerequisite

Regional branch manager

Ran my index finger down the blade of a pocket knife and nearly cut the tip off. Got a nice big scar and had a bunch of stitches

1981