You don’t have to guess where I’m from to tell me which ones you like.

i was just making sure you were pretending to like vegan bacon anyway.

I’ve had terrible experiences with vegan Bacon so far, which brand do you like?

Don’t give industrialized ag a pass. i get why you did, but you can get bacon without Oscar mayer.

12% is more than I thought would be active.

Isolation is key for recording audio.

As lomg as the creaks are there, and the mic is nearby, the mic will pick them up.

They can try to lower the mic gain, maybe get lucky. dense pads or airfoams won’t do anything as vibrations will travel straight through them, and won’t make a difference for creaks traveling through the air.

The most effective thing will be you or them working in a different area.

The farthest room from your creaking is ideal with doors and walls in between. Getting comforters from the thrift store and hanging them around the mic will help mitigate ambient noise as well.

mics are built to be ultra-sensitive and pick up vibrations, so acoustic isolation is necessary for decent audio.

why not?

With dumb cats lining up for the privilege. coooool trivia!

totally

or you are mixing up aesthetics and instinct with intelligence. you are being poop-duped by the kitkats. toxoplasmosed.

it has to be.

humams are terrible in the decision-making department, but we do steadfastly avoid being underfoot lephants as much as possible.

wide berth.

wow, 10%. cats are so unaware i think I could give them top 60%.

Killer whales, primates, crows, plenty of animals seem to demonstrate problem solving skills, true communication, situational awareness. cats do not. they seem to operate solely on instinct and any deviation completely flummoxes system.

They’re good at stalking and being pretty, but that’s about it.

But there’s no way in heckadoo cats are anywhere near the top 10% smartest animals. they tricked ya by looking sleeeek.

ha, great point

you’re wrong again.

cats are dumb, oblivious, cute creatures.

Just because you’re upset about cats being space-cases does not make other people “edgelords”.

No, I am repeating the same thing multiple times for you and now correcting you about your misconception that I was being sarcastic.

That is consistency. Same tune; you can’t read music.

You’re saying that’s meant sarcastically

no, i am not saying that sarcastically.

cats are real dumb. and oblivious. and pretty.

Do you find yourself regularly surrounded by mind-readers…?

I’m rarely addressed by mind-users, let alone mind-readers.

wwwwwwwhiff

That “omission” is deliberate.

whiff

here, smart means “aware enough to not run under a titan’s feet”, a test cats fail to meet regularly.

they’re oblivious little derps

Cats are reeeal dumb animals, but people think they are smart because they are pretty.