I’m gonna throw you a bone for that

How bro felt after saying that

You should see what child beauty pageants are like before you even grab that stone

Damn, when did r/antinatalism migrate here

Sprinkler thought, this is a no-brainer

Whenever I have small interesting little pieces of trash (like a toothpaste cap, the spring from a dried out pen, handle from an old razor etc) I now have dedicated craft drawers to keep those knick knacks in

Now whenever I want to make cool little sculptures or crafts, I have a generous collection of various shapes and materials that I can make them out of

Also helps save on whatever extra apoxie sculpt I would have needed

It’s an easy game, 'til you get caught

Though I suppose a bad student who still has an extra brain cell can just paraphrase AI

2A defenders have been real quiet ever since the surge in ICE shootings

“Should students be allowed to use AI to write their essays? Why or why not?”

That’d be a real mindfuck for any students actually doing that

Bro even killed a damn elephant

Pretty sure at least one lake could be mistaken for a UFO

There used to be a lake right over there. Ducks would eat in it, children would swim in it, it was a great lake. One day these ducks were in the pond, and the temperature dropped so fast, that the lake just froze right up. The ducks didn’t die, they flew away and took that whole lake right with them. To this day I hear that lake is somewhere over in Georgia.