Much would be solved if we were to eat one of them. I mean, it works for the chimpanzees…

Sadly, oue focus is such that we as a culture are incapable of maintaining attention past a few news cycles. Why the distract/delay tactic they are employing is so effective.

Of the two Johns,

We can either focus our attention/outrage on the current POTUS who is doing everything in his considerable power to destroy the rule of law and our ability to hold the others accountable

Or

A guy who was last relevant when we frosted our tips, used 56K dial-up, and when the movie Office Space was having its initial theatrical run.

Bill Gates is fucking irrelevant

We are being fed an edited/redacted/delayed version of the MILLIONS of documents that provide enough red meat and celebrity sacrifice to distract us.

And we are falling for it…

Broke down into a full-on ugly cry. Went on for about 20 minutes. Made the rest of the interview really awkward…

Not until we make our own video hosting site - with blackjack and hookers!

That would be rad…

With no one to report facts, the narrative can be constructed to say anything they want.

A commercial incentive?

If you want to commercialize solving the ills of society, you end up with death camps as being simply the end result of efficiency.

If you want to solve the problems of various demographics rather then viewing them as gender-specific instances in order to benefit the whole of society you get, among other benefits, a lot less genocide.

Oh man… probably should have passed laws to regulate data harvesting and digital privacy back in the 90s

when the Internet was still just a series of tubes…

Can’t make an omelette without breaking the bank.

Generation Oregon Trail or Xennial, depending on your life choices.

“screw Future Me! That guy’s a dick.” - Past Me

“Perfect is the enemy of good.”

Bad, also, is the enemy of good…

I think maybe good walked into the wrong damn neighborhood.