Please say an AI wrote this

Boot licker

Check the usage of your disk. Might be disk is under lots of usage or is unhealthy

How… How would they get the drive? Would n that need access to your computer? I imagine at that point they could turn it on first and copy your data that way, no?

And wrong as hell 🤣 why they think they have to wear seat belts? To hold up their pants in the car?

We all become MacroHard

Uhhhh its gross because I don’t like it. How bout that?

And its also fucking nothing. A drop in the bucket compared to the $10,000 promised to all. “Much supreme court” we know damn well there’s more he can do

Yes! What was it? Oh my god I hope they’re actually gonna do something that affects me for once

If your door was a vagina it would be better to fuck it than slap it

Student loans: I sleep

Title 42 + building new border walls: Real shit?

Good thing thats not what OP posted

Oh wow I had no idea! That’s crazy! If only our legislators could recognize monopolies in tech like that. The inability to install your own desired browser without Apple seems like they have a monopoly on iOS browsers…

Is Firefox not available for iPad? Cuz if it is you can install Ublock Origin on Firefox Mobile, too

Yeah… Its a shame

Luke Smith, too

It called half-swording and is real!

Nah