Could watch a thousand times: Grease.

Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚

Lightly steamed with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper.

It’s been a long time since I built a snow fort, but I was partial to the mason method. Of course there must be a snowball cache! Because I know my sister is lurking somewhere…

Wow! Are you interested in seeing snow in person someday, or nah?

If god had a name, what would we call him?

Please give him a smooch on his noggin for me! Such a handsome brindleboi

Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!

I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.

Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.

This seems like a volume problem. How many dishes are you washing at a time? I do the dishes after every meal so it’s never a lot at once.

'Cause I’m not planning on going solo

Whiskey. Over two decades later and I still can’t stand it.

This is dumb but I never realized how much of her face Liza Minelli got. It’s like she did a parthenogenesis.

Hi gang!

Not to defend Ted Cruz, but I have a friend named Ted, short for Edward. It’s not unheard of.

Can it cure cankles?

If I were single and they* were secure, then sure. I really feel for a lot of trans people because I know the transition can cause a lot of insecurity. And that’s absolutely valid and I don’t want to be unfeeling about it, but at the same time I know myself and I don’t want a partner who is insecure and potentially overly emotionally needy, because I’m not good at providing that kind of support. So I’d be fine dating a trans person who is confident and secure, no matter where in the transition the person is.

* I say ‘they’ because I’m fine dating either men or women, not because I want to invalidate anyone’s gender :)

I just took mine off and now nothing else can happen tonight.