No, the physicists got it wrong. Because both of my cats are the center.

All motion is relative, so it’s valid to define that the center of the universe, around which everything else revolves, is my cat.
(by her definition)

This is how Microsoft develops Azure, except they don’t have the option of starting from scratch.

If OP installs Linux on the machine she uses, something she needs doesn’t work, and OP doesn’t fix it, she really has no other options.

Mint has a GUI menu where you can select a newer kernel.

YouTube voice auto-translation is completely worthless, but they still shove it down your throat.

Busch?

There is no inherent value in it. A translation only makes sense if enough people will buy and read it to make it worth the effort and cost.
But I do think (actually fear), we’ll soon get AI-translated e-books where you can select the language at checkout.

Plot twist: It’s Alaska.
After declaring independence, a free and fair referendum showed overwhelming support for joining the Russian Federation.

It’s a wolf and a flock of sheep all inside a fenced-off meadow, thinking that everyone can do whatever they want and it will all work out to everyone’s favor.

Awesome, let everyone freely enter into any contract they’ll agree to, instead of a government enforcing rules at gunpoint!
Except the contract is written by a multi-billion-dollar conglomerate, and the one “agreeing” to it is a single mom who will lose her income, apartment and access to child care if she “freely” refuses.

That science can’t explain how bumble-bees are able to fly, since their wings are too small for their weight.

All of those are true, and well-researched using the scientific method.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

But NK is supported by China which is a lot stronger than all the Decadent Western Imperialist countries combined, no?

it was a different user

Chile actually voted out their dictator.

yes but your distro may have it disabled in their default.

Both Gnome and KDE also include a web search. And just like on Linux, you can disable it in Windows Settings.

80+% of earth’s surface is still completely uninhabited by humans.
I’m talking about the sea floor, Antarctica, most of Australia, most of Siberia, the high mountain ranges, and the Sahara.
It would be so much easier to build colonies there than on Mars.
Even if our worst predictions about climate change come true, hell even if warming was twice as bad, they would still be much more hospitable to human life than Mars.

We haven’t colonized those places, because it simply isn’t worth the effort.
So why would it be worth the much, much bigger effort to settle on Mars?

The only reason I don’t is that I’m too stupid to setup BTRFS snapshots and full disk encryption with LVM on it.