Just wanted to say I do not understand this at all but do absolutely love it. I’ve tagged you as “holy” and look forward to seeing you around :)

*serfdom lol

Please leave it though, made me smile. Who isn’t sick of those tanned bastards waxing their boards and hanging 10?

I don’t give a duck

05-09 was peak

This one almost got me cause I like the Volvo XC 90, thanks

I once made a kid on the bus cry by insisting the water he drank had already been pee at some point

Thank goodness ;)

It’s making me kinda sad you can’t imagine someone just… Not having “fave celebs”

Temperature. People all “it’s too hot, I’m cold” just shut up and go outside already. You can swim, start a fire, get naked, nestle in some brush, there’s nothing to get worked up about. You’re a self-regulating biological process that can both sweat and turn cheese you ate a week ago into heat. Those are turtle problems.

This is known as “malicious compliance”, here’s hoping it backfires

Love this! Could have the graduating class determine what the incoming kids will start out with, give their decisions a little impact :)

I actually have a roll of this in my trash treasures pile. And they say hoarding doesn’t pay

You got a git repo or what?

…in what way does tying self expression to compute access level a playing field?

Thank you for your vision and optimism. It can be hard to see a happy ending from here sometimes.

I last thought it was cool in… checks notes 2016, when an innocent project to differentiate the content and style of images got turned into a big social media face alteration filter data harvesting thing. Feel kinda guilty about accidentally contributing in whatever small way that was at this point

Only choice, viable choice, what’s the difference?

Hot take: this is their plan to choke out smaller publishers who can’t afford to just eat these losses. Once there’s no more real alternatives they’ll start to squeeze

The telltale sheen of SHARK TESTOSTERONE

You mean “three lies”, right? It’s not so bad