I enjoyed reading this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullshit_Jobs

3. They have actual talent or a skill at something other than sales and marketing.

Not bees, they pees

I wish the footwear in this meme was in shot, both for the crocs and because it looks like Jesus might be wearing heels, or maybe platforms.

For the good of the collective

Mandatory open office hours are between 10:00 and 18:00, when crowds of people pound on the cubicle walls, point and state at you incessantly and make rude comments about your body.

Generous. Most high schoolers I knew would never be caught thinking.

Where did you put your wallet, phone, and keys?

That’s why I like it. It’s like a perfect loop gif, but a meme.

My mistake if that’s the case.

It sounds like the author of the article is more concerned with the incentive it creates for developers to push useless or sloppy updates (“impact driven development”) than the UX.

This is unironically in my playlists.

I was referencing this meme.

To much sugar. Water is the true adult beverage.

Your can if you’re a zombie. But you can’t use either a phone or a paper map underwater, so you might end up wandering around the Indian Ocean. Unless you can navigate by the stars, idk how clear that water is.

Sometimes when I send it to my boss, that’s what it means.

I’m not going to engage with you on the topic of a women’s right to choose, or the meaning of bodily autonomy. On the off chance you’re not a troll, good luck with your research on this very well documented political debate.

It’s not about the development of the fetus, it’s about the woman’s autonomy. So long as it’s still inside her, her right to choose takes priority over its right to live, full stop.

Yes but also it is better cold in case you’re actually trying it

The job market is pretty shit for a world that supposedly needs developers everywhere.