We got to get inside the building right when they set it on fire

First reaction: fear.

Second: I chuckled. Because I thought of some VP-level enforcing this joke as SOP.

And then a little more fear, as a treat.

I’d believe them if they said they tested small- scale locally. Even good software/designs can implode when they get scaled up, and I doubt this was good design or software.

What?

You sonovabitch, I’ve been eating toast since before sliced bread. I’m basically 98% toast. Even when I get into fights, people can’t help but tell me. /s

(Please note I’m spreading the douche on thick right now, I’m not normally this obnoxious lol)

I tend to have that effect on people.

I take my toast fast and rough. Gentle buttering is for French pastries.

I do #2 when possible but that’s not compatible with the slotted, vertical toasters.

It’s not cutting the butter, mate. It’s spreading it. The toast isn’t structurally sound enough to support vigorous spreading, so you need the knife warm to melt the butter as you go to spread.

You’d know this struggle if you were a real toast-o.

Kill his whole family and then build my bunker for the “inevitable” apocalypse that I willfully helped to create!

“Silence 2: This Time It’s Quieter”?

Is that anything?

This grievous attack on my person has left me hideously deformed.

Looks like Julia.

Edit: oh…you probably meant Kojima. He does video games.

I bit off the title alone. It’s not just plausible, I’m shocked it hasn’t happened already.

This took me out at the knees. I was not prepared for this.

I’ve been out of tech work for near as long as I have career experience.

Each day feels another nail in the coffin of those 6 years of education.

I swear I’m not flaming, but what did you think TOP said?

Just by proximity of thoughts you are aligning Silksong with a “school play” which is purposely and unquestionably inaccurate. What about the execution of Silksong strikes you as amateur or childish?

At least compare two performances made by people the same ages, if you’re going to feign a reasonable comparison.

You can. Just gotta find the riiight bush. Probably something like poison oak.

It’s itchy.

It’s definitely what he would’ve wanted. Trust me, bro. Release the unaltered Epstein files for ol’ bobbledead Chuckie Kirk.

“I only want your biggest, burliest neutrinos!”

Shoulda been Abe’s head in the middle. Go the extra 15 miles!