How many molecules in the air the bats are flying through?

One, ah ah ah… Two, ah ah ahhh … Hold on, this might take a while

Well explained. Thanks for spelling it out.

Best day of their life

That’s a 419 when you surprise people with a coffee pot.

Aren’t you worried about your citizenship being revoked?

super nerd, please tell me your reasons involve zero g poop.

also hilarious that the world greatest scientists and engineers settled on “just hold it” before they figured out the poop hoover.