Rich cunts really will buy any-fucking-thing

Metaverse still exists?

Ads are bad mmkay?
~ These guys

Also these guys:

The first mistake was giving the personification of your ego thumbs

A Mac? Bugger off

That scented candle doing some real heavy lifting

It’s like when someone’s used the shitter and sprayed a load of flowery shite all over and you walk in and you’re like “oh wow holy fuck that smells like shit and also flowers” That’s how you smell putting lynx on your BO. You smells like BO, and also some lynx - which is, honestly, not a great smell in and of itself.

Just have a bloody wash. Even just a pits and bits wash if you’re in a rush.

Manager: hands have thumbs. Add thumbs.

Artist: but you wouldn’t be able to see the thumbs from this angle. It would look weird if the thumbs were visible.

Manager: I didn’t ask for a geography lesson, Plato, add thumbs to the damn image.

…

Artist: there, thumbs. See? It looks completely wrong.

Manager: Yeah, that looks stupid… how could you produce something so low quality? Well, we’re out of time now so I sent it to the printers anyway.

Childhood memories right there

“Sir, you’ll need to put your weiner away or take it outside.”

Welcome to the second part of the Dunning Kruger wild ride of software.

Low effort pasta code or AI. It’s so hard to tell these days.

This headline reads like a very surreal self help book title.

Buy a company which already has a vast historical user base and a well known brand for fuckall because it’s dieing, then make it good again and sell it off for more than fuckall.

The size of supermarket chicken breasts after you cook off all the water padding

Big rally. Wonder how they organised so many people.

That’s one of the things I felt Honey did well is show you how much something cost for the last 6 months when you’re on the product page. You could see that they whacked the price up a week before black Friday to show you a “50% Off!” banner.

Sounds like someone needs a recycling extruder

I’ll put £20 on immediately, and yes. And can I get odds on it being a missile strike on a hospital or orphanage?