By the way, which one’s Pink?

I think if the idea is to replace js, it should be a superset language at the interpreter level. I.e. the interpreter can run js, but valid js wouldn’t work with the compiler. It makes it a drop-in replacement without harming legacy

I have 1 number committed to memory, and it’s the only one I need if I get arrested. Until that happens I prefer to stay in touch with my people

It’s always important to double check the work of AI, but yea it excels at solving problems we’ve been using brute force on

I can’t do a true blank either, I have to buy keyboard stickers

I hope they release a keyboard with a nipple, preferably blank so I can add a dvorak layout to it

I disagree about saving numbers, you should add your emergency contacts and anyone you went with in case you get separated or shit goes down

Lmao the news about this desktop is strangling their website to the point of needing a 45 minute waiting list

The original web 3 was supposed to be a return to form of web 1, with the good stuff of web 2 and decentralized. Then cryptobros hijacked it

Video game companies. I don’t feel like I need to explain this one, but some extra shittyness to digest: less than a year after forming, the Activision QA union has filed at least 1 ULP for illegal termination

I’m convinced, give me the hotdog

Infrastructural APIs are much slower to change, and in a lot of cases the use of those APIs are dependent on a specific version. The change will definitely occur over time as the practical limitations are discovered

I can’t speak for others, but I have autism and interpret things literally unless there are obvious signs of a joke. I’m one of the people that benefit from textual tone indicators.

What part of “satire” could be called credible?

You witness a huge political display at the start of every game. The NFL was paid by the department of defense for the athletes to be present on the field for the anthem.

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It’s just graffiti, they’ll quarter-ass it for a couple hours and then give up

I’m antifascist and want to shove burgers in my mouth at an inhuman speed, so I mean, yea

Bono personally started the fires

That’s not fair, the stairs didn’t deserve to get jump scared by his face