You wouldn’t think it was possible to eat fifty spring rolls, but they put a man on the moon. Anything is possible.

I was abducted by pirates and this is what I learned about executive leadership.

The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.

Please provide your address, email address, phone number, and a scan of your ID card to activate Linux.

“Think about it. They drained a lot of oil in the Middle East, so there must be cool underground lakes of oil you can paddle around in down there.” -Gas station geologist

I’ve been using Linux as my daily driver for over a month. The only thing I miss are some old windows apps that I’m too lazy to troubleshoot in Wine.

HML Enterprise is extremely reliable for banking operations…probably.

I’m a total newbie to Linux, but why do people dislike Ubuntu?

Pokémon Kentucky

This more insane than the great taste of RAT COLA. THE ONLY BRAND THAT MAKES YOU SCURRY LIKE A RAT.

Who gets little Vance?

She’s my…accountant.

Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.

This could be us but you clownin.

If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

Hungry with itchy eyes? Deep fried chicken with the sensational flavor of Allegra is here for you.

I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.

Is this the dog that looks through windows desperately at their ex?