Red Hats or Rainbow Hair. It serves the same function.

Rainbow hair like a clown wig so we know not to take them seriously?

I legit had to check to see if this was the Onion when I read the headline.

I no dust buster anymore!

I saw this posted on mastodon earlier today and didn’t know what duffelblog was so I thought it was real.

Same friend, same. I ate it hard at first.

No problem! Appreciate the tip

I’m on desktop

He’s a jalapeno. On a stick.

(I’m too lazy to go find the n with the squiggly above it)

American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value

lmao

“Look what you made me do! I’m actually the victim here!”

Traceroute traces packets by IP address so he’s “finding” the IP of the virus and then deleting that location which makes no sense because you can’t really delete an IP address.

I’ve always wanted a “war on christmas” veteran hat

Got it

🤯

Got me. 100% plausible.

Yes

“I’m scared of guns, I ----- Don’t tell anyone!”

Trump can rub two hamburgers together.

Inshallah