Remember a few years ago when a teenager took an interstate trip to play cop and threaten black people with a gun?

And then he ended up killing some people and cried a lot in the trial (“I’m the victim” tears, not “I regret murdering those guys” tears)

And he became a conservative star.

Satire doesn’t stand a chance against reality

Perhaps they had no money because they spended everything in fancy spell chack

And who would dare try to stop a madman that would actually do this?

The US government being useless against megacorps is not a bug, it’s a feature