Steeeeempy you eeeeeediot!

Wait…don’t you need AOL just to get to the Internet?

Oh finally! An ai robot that will do my dishes while I create art

Just ask it: Listen brother…you going to play nice with my ring?

Linux people feel dirty when they use windows…avoiding windows conserves water since they have to take less showers

Quick! Switch from token maxing to token minning…

Next up; admin instructions to translate LinkedIn spam to Jive

30 degrees Fahrenheit is below freezing

Funny how legislators are scared of Chinese cars crossing the Mexican border

Ugh! Time to live in the ocean

What about hurricanes? Especially if they’re destructive

Awh man! I don’t even like paper clips