Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

It is a sad story:

When Alana started a website for lonely people struggling to find love, she had no idea it would become linked to a community of hate and anger directed at women, which would ultimately lead to the deaths of several innocent people in her home city.

• https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45284455

endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

I mean, if your server is using samba to share: net use * \homeserver\share {password} /user: {username} /persistent: yes /savecreds

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

I may be an American (at the moment), but my Canadian pride has never been higher!

“Have you tried installing Linux on your computer recently?”

“WTF is a computer?”

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

Chuck Schumer has a spine made of jelly. But I can’t help but wonder what specific, personal threat was aimed at him (if any).

“Hey Chucky, when we invoke the Insurrection Act, at lot of ‘rebel’ lawmakers are going to be doing hard time. You don’t want to spend your golden years in prison busting rocks, do you?”

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

Whatever effort it took, whatever the cost: it’s worth bringing Twitter down just to take away Elon’s ability to tweet, even if it’s only temporary. I’m sure the tantrums must be epic.

“Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning.” 🤔

“Hello, fellow anons!”

That is adorable!

“You should consider the effects of your words and actions on other people.”

Tech CEOs:

I knew it, we somehow slipped into Dimension X!

I don’t like where this is going…

Tesla might have to go on welfare… by having the US government buy thousands upon thousands of Teslas. 🤮